Candid, well that's the way I write. Bandit is a play on words for those who have been banded. Lap Banded that is.
What Sign Are You, Baby?
Taurus, with a few moons in Libra and Gemini. That makes me a stubborn, passionate woman who can't sit still nor make up her mind.
How Old Are You?
Technically 34 years old. Mentally feel about 25 years old.
Why Are You Getting Banded?
To stop a 23 year battle with yo-yo dieting. I have a shitload (yes, that is a unit of measurement) of medical issues that are caused by weight and it became vital that I shift the weight for good. Hence banding.
Have You Tried Weight Watchers?
Yes, have you?
So, You're a Mum?
Indeedy. To two delightful, outspoken, talkative, hilarious, infuriating, clever little boys. Master 4 and Master 1.5. I share custody with Master 4's father. It's all very cosy really.
Master 1.5, Mr Bandit Master 4 & I on our wedding day.
Mr Bandit?
What can I say? He is me with a penis. We think alike. We parent alike. We love alike and of all the times I got it wrong in my life, I finally got it right. He drive my lust through the roof and makes me laugh constantly.
What Makes You Happy?
- my boys laughter
- waking up to Mr Bandits smile on a sunday morning
- being tickled as an adult until you can't breathe
- top quality chocolate
- watching Flash Mob videos
- silence
- sewing & making clothes
- entertaining at home
- entertaining on stage
- rain
- the smell of freshly washed hair
- long luxurious baths
- live music
Can I Be Friends With You On Facebook?
Sure. If you leave comments on here and actually take the time to get to know me.
Any other questions, ask away...
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